Some people see reading as a waste of time - I see reading as a way to gain valuable and practical life lessons, which are as follows:
1) from Pride and Prejudice - When proposing to someone, do not insult their family.
2) from The Firm, by John Grisham - If something seems too good to be true, distrust it. It is probably run by the Mafia.
3) from The Lord of the Rings, by Tolkien - Don't get too attached to your jewellery.
4) from Jane Eyre, by Charlotte Bronte - Never marry someone without checking up on their family mental history.
5) from Journey into the Whirlwind, by Evgeniya Ginzburg - Truth actually is stranger than fiction.
6) from All Quiet on the Western Front, by Erich Maria Remarque - War sucks.
7) from anything by Agatha Christie - If something bad happens, always suspect the most unlikely person, OR anyone with an airtight alibi.
8) from Bridget Jones' Diary by Helen Fielding - Never date cads.
9) from I Capture the Castle, by Dodie Smith - A surefire way to get rid of writer's block is to get someone to lock you in a tower until you've written five pages.
10) from Darkness at Noon, by Arthur Koestler - Logic is not all it's cracked up to be.
11) from the Bible - God is nice and he likes me.
So there you go. I tag anyone who likes books (or, if you prefer, movies or TV).
By the way - last night we went down to the beach for fish and chips with some friends. It was about thirty degrees (celsius) and there was no wind. Result: FLIES. It was horrible. The sort of thing that should be a Hitchcock movie. And as soon as the fish and chips were ready, it was like we were surrounded by hundreds of flies. We had to eat through tiny holes in the paper and even then I think I only managed about six chips and a quarter of a fish before I was just too sickened to go on. There's nothing like a swarm of Australian flies to kill an appetite.
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