Friday, April 06, 2007

my numerous and complex needs


Stacy has tagged me with this great meme - all you have to do is type your name + 'needs' into google, and suddenly all your priorities become clear! Fun fun fun.

- Allie needs to walk through a greenhouse full of fragrant flowers.
Naturally.

- Allie needs a lot of personal attention to make her feel more secure, so that she won't feel she has to bully the other cats to establish her place in the household.
That's right. Purrrrrrr.

- What a surprise when the frog shows up again, just when Allie needs it.
I will keep that in mind in the future.

- Allie needs to be slapped so bad, and I'm just the gal to do it.
Uh-oh... I must think fast - who have I offended?

- Wackie-Allie needs to check herself into a mental institution she sounds like she would stalk a man to make a baby.
You know it.

- allie needs to feel the vibrations.
.... I'm not quite sure what to make of this.

- Playing with ghosts can be dangerous, so Allie needs all her detective skills.
That's right! I'm a real detective, in the manner of Father Brown, Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot and Miss Marple!

- Allie needs help getting her pants off.
No comment.

It was surprising to find ones that were actually true:

- allie NEEDS that caffene!!!
- allie needs a haircut

Complementary needs:

- allie needs a boyfriend
- allie needs to be wit ME. ... allie can be with me if she wants to.
I daresay, but it would be helpful to know who you are!

Last but not least and probably the most apt:

- Lord knows Allie needs her Jesus. On that note, happy Easter, everyone. [I love being a day ahead of all of you!]

I tag JenKneeBee and Layling :)

4 comments:

LEstes65 said...

Oh that's a fun one! I may have to take that tag. But tomorrow. I'm falling asleep. Good night, Wackie-Allie!

Stacy said...

Hilarious! Both your results and your commentary. Nothing terribly interesting came up for "Stacy needs" other than the "needs sex" one.

Sarakastic said...

Happy Easter! I loved this meme. I wish I had something witty to say, but you already said everything, you took up all the witty.

Bonsai said...

i FINALLY found it!! ok, but im warning you, NO ONE out there has my name.