Saturday, December 02, 2006

Armour of God

O Christian brothers and sisters, are you looking for the perfect Christmas gift for your child? Do you want to protect and arm them against the Devil's snares? Look no further! Buy "Armour of God PJ's" for your child this Christmas!

Or if you are in search of some entertainment, listen to this recording a helpful churchgoer left on a pastor's voicemail. Make sure you listen after the original recording to hear it set to music!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Allie, I'm glad I have you to keep my life on track. I was once a butt-wiggler in church but now I see.

Trish Ryan said...

This is hysterical. "The butt wiggling...it's just something we have to face" Somehow I don't think this is what Jesus meant when he asked us to take up our cross, but whatever...

The pj's are priceless - do they come in adult sizes???

:)

ellesappelle said...

Stacy: I do my best.

Trish: I couldn't say about the pyjamas regarding adult sizes, but I do find it surprising they have separate boy and girl pyjamas... I mean how tailored are medieval crusader-style pyjamas really going to be?

Anonymous said...

Hey, I haven't talked to you in forever, but I did have to share that these links totally made my night. The butt thing is totally (sadly) my home church, so it made me laugh my dupa (which may or may not have been wiggling) off. Priceless!

ellesappelle said...

:) yes, it's a sad thing that although such recordings are hilariously funny, you don't actually have to look far to find people like that man!

That website (Ship of Fools) has got many more similarly hilarious things. I could spend hours on there if I wasn't careful.